<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The New Jawn]]></title><description><![CDATA[The New Jawn]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 13:20:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[MiMi's Blunt Talk ]]></title><description><![CDATA["Laughable Lightweight" here MiMi's Blog Stardate 2 July 2024 126 Days left to save what remains of our Democracy Shout out to the folks...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/mimi-s-blunt-talk</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6683ddcf4e5e9c08f4947a28</guid><category><![CDATA[Majique MiMi and her Soapbox]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 12:43:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/nsplsh_f8ad1ed38fdb414c9d5a143934512f1b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not About to KeKe &#38; HaHa]]></title><description><![CDATA[Love &#38; Marriage Huntsville I ain’t bout to lie; this episode better be AMAZING, cuz they draggin it out;and apparently there’s another...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/not-about-to-keke-haha</link><guid isPermaLink="false">653daf8211e9e472bc431bfb</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 01:07:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_1e0ea1e0b58043a7a0f1d1d896d68a34~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_720,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rehab or Jail]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey hey  what it do? How’s it goin? How are y’all? MiMi? MiMi is  stressed as hell cuz I had to get a new phone . And I’m not too...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/rehab-or-jail</link><guid isPermaLink="false">653476b8629bb4054872fb17</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 01:13:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_53a2345003cb4b9d983e763f0358a975~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love &#38; Marriage Huntsville Season 7 Ep5 or Season 6 Ep 20 SEX LIES &#38; VIDEOTAPE]]></title><description><![CDATA[ ::tip toes in: Hey  hey; what it do? How’s it goin;how are you? MiMi? Awww thanks  for askin. MiMi is okay, but annoyed by the...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/love-marriage-huntsville-season-7-ep5-or-season-6-ep-20-sex-lies-videotape</link><guid isPermaLink="false">652b3aeba0626db96a6e3148</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2023 01:09:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_6ad60768bf4c49e991c631f69b6443af~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_984,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why WaWa Why? Stop Serving Pizza!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[...and other random opinions. Hey hey  what it do? How’s it goin; how are you? MiMi? MiMi wants peace in the Middle East and a decent...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/why-wawa-why-stop-serving-pizza</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65294a524a75615d94ca83c6</guid><category><![CDATA[Majique MiMi and her Soapbox]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 13:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_df6e413ae56c4f77850f5efb2d944cd2~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_348,h_348,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love &#38; Marriage HuntsvilleS7Ep4: Townhall Downfall]]></title><description><![CDATA[It’s a crisp, cool Autumn  day at The New Jawn and I’m sippin on a Fuji Apple  sparkling water and puffin on some Durban Nights...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/love-marriage-huntsvilles7ep4-townhall-downfall</link><guid isPermaLink="false">652204c5a9f9f9b50baa32c1</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2023 01:26:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_5774d12bdf634d308afb8ee40f256cf0~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love &#38; Marriage Huntsville S7Ep3:Melody vs Marsau Round 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not that y’all care, but MiMi is tied. . I’m tired and I ain’t even do  today. Speakin of , let’s get right into Marsau and why his...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/love-marriage-huntsville-s7ep3-melody-vs-marsau-round-5</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6518c82b1a5310d7da4cbe23</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 01:19:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_6ad60768bf4c49e991c631f69b6443af~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_984,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Majique MiMi’s Monday Morning Mumbles]]></title><description><![CDATA[•The barometric pressure is 29.95  •I'm only awake cuz my replacement coffee cart is coming by Fed Ex between 10:20-2:20 and I don't...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/majique-mimi-s-monday-morning-mumbles</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65117900201689e1074c1677</guid><category><![CDATA[MiMi's Mind Mumbles]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2023 12:26:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_0d73e1af0c1f4d6bb138109dcc930a81~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_398,h_398,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love &#38; Marriage  Huntsville Season 7 Episode 2: Sau Lady Like?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey Hey  what it do? How’s it goin;how are you? The teasers for this next episode got me all anxious cuz errybody yellin, someone threw...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/love-marriage-huntsville-season-7-episode-2-sau-lady-like</link><guid isPermaLink="false">650f71aa532aa370d943fa26</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2023 01:03:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_50f35eb32ba94172941fa3c9583a098b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Talk About It Tuesday:Random-mess in &#38; of The New Jawn]]></title><description><![CDATA[•I’m glad it’s Autumn . Autumn is my favorite season. Maybe it’s because I’m an Autumn baby. November 6th baby! Scorpio ♏️ gang, whut!...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/talk-about-it-tuesday-random-mess-in-of-the-new-jawn</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6509a094f5f97a8ce476099e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 13:42:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_7088f773a3b746bdb7b12bc3d7a80f6c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Majique MiMi’s TV Talk
Love &#38; Marriage Huntsville Season 7 Premiere]]></title><description><![CDATA[,, . I’ve been waiting on this for a minute and I’m only slightly ashamed . Because of my  injury limitations I have a hard...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/majique-mimi-s-tv-talk-love-marriage-huntsville-season-7-premiere</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65065147ae748dbfa2b13003</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2023 01:12:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_c385842e803c4e159083b9bfba1cf7d7~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Majique MiMi’s Stupid QOTD: Why does it matter who made the banana puddin?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Maybe it’s because I lack melanin that I don’t know the answer to this question, however… doesn’t everyone make banana puddin the same...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/majique-mimi-s-stupid-qotd-why-does-it-matter-who-made-the-banana-puddin</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65010aa529fb5f4d2bd6e431</guid><category><![CDATA[MiMi's Mind Mumbles]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 01:08:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_dcc21c8d5af84d6f9947a37f7881c15e~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_750,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[If Your Internet Service is included in your HOA: DON’T ADD VERIZON FIOS TV!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I finally moved into The New Jawn, I was ecstatic that my internet service came in the amenities package. My apartment complex uses...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/if-your-internet-service-is-included-in-your-hoa-don-t-add-verizon-fios-tv</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65009477752c208dbd17d790</guid><category><![CDATA[Majique MiMi and her Soapbox]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2023 16:44:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_a262d064a44743e0906a46e4e6aa6a3f~mv2.gif/v1/fit/w_640,h_400,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Fell In The Reality TV Dumpster &#38; I Can't Get Out! Review, Recap, &#38; Random-Mess.]]></title><description><![CDATA[(All photo credits to their proper sources) Without delving too much into how in the entire HELL I started watching this show, cuz not...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/i-fell-in-the-reality-tv-dumpster-i-can-t-get-out-review-recap-random-mess</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64f24bb596bfd7b742366801</guid><category><![CDATA[TV Talk]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2023 20:53:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_6ad60768bf4c49e991c631f69b6443af~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_984,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Majique MiMi’s Humpday Hilarities (or not)
I Apologize For My Stupidity Episode.]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you’ve been to The New Jawn you noticed yesterday that I wrote a blog about a video depicting a student throwing a shoe at her...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/majique-mimi-s-humpday-hilarities-or-not-i-apologize-for-my-stupidity-episode</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ef5a33949e041a2060a83a</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 15:14:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_15081bb3110a4d0e99f9726d011ba11a~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Talk About It Tuesday: The Girl who Threw a Shoe at her Teacher]]></title><description><![CDATA[A former student sent me the above video. He had good intentions, I guess. But all it really did was trigger the hell outta me. So now...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/talk-about-it-tuesday-the-girl-who-threw-a-shoe-at-her-teacher</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ee07b957ea5f7fd7f048f4</guid><category><![CDATA[Majique MiMi and her Soapbox]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2023 15:38:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_6496a9f8dab9414ebecef92fd06ec4c8~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_628,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Street Metals: Episode 10]]></title><description><![CDATA[Somethin bout the way the community took care of its own was pivotal in the way Malik moved. He remembered young shorty’s warnin about...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/street-metals-episode-10</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ea4c3945e8d19080b94cc7</guid><category><![CDATA[Street Metals]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2023 19:02:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_4c1991f0aad242b899c454f95ff08f97~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_828,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Street Metals: Episode 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[Even at her worst, Stacey always seemed to marvel at the spirituality in being awake before sunrise. There was something so serene in...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/street-metals-episode-9</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ea4315fea56845705274ff</guid><category><![CDATA[Street Metals]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2023 18:23:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_4c1991f0aad242b899c454f95ff08f97~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_828,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Street Metals: Episode 8]]></title><description><![CDATA[“And I blame you for that shit, Jay” Magnolia said as she decided to go out into the garage and check in the freezer for something that...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/street-metals-episode-8</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ea427798d5090f42266f9d</guid><category><![CDATA[Street Metals]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2023 18:21:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_4c1991f0aad242b899c454f95ff08f97~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_828,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Street Metals: Episode 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[One thing’s for certain;two things for sho, Malik was not about to eat at no chain restaurant no matter good they claimed their pancakes...]]></description><link>https://majiquemimi.wixsite.com/the-new-jawn/post/street-metals-episode-7</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64ea41fe7685f27a17a0eda3</guid><category><![CDATA[Street Metals]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2023 18:19:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/bc9f2c_4c1991f0aad242b899c454f95ff08f97~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_828,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Majique MiMi</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>