Why WaWa Why? Stop Serving Pizza!!!

...and other random opinions.

Hey hey 👋 what it do? How’s it goin; how are you?

MiMi? MiMi wants peace in the Middle East and a decent pizza on occasion; but unfortunately neither may be attainable anytime soon. Both are unfair.

MiMi’s favorite pizza place doesn’t deliver to The New Jawn because it’s too far away. Consequently, I have decided on a well known cheesesteak shop for my monthly pizza delivery.

Stop lookin at the blog like that, 🙄 I have a cashapp if y’all wanna send me pizza money weekly, if not shut up 😑🤣.

Despite the title of this article, I haven’t even TRIED WaWa’s pizza. Mainly because in my personal opinion, WaWa has sucked since they stopped slicing their own lunch meat, stopped serving hot roast beef “sammiches*”and stopped makin sausage biscuits & gravy.

*There’s a difference between a sammich and a sandwich. Just like there’s a difference between a sub and a hoagie. Case in point, no one walks into a WaWa and orders a sub. It’s a HOAGIE. Hence why there is a HOAGIEFEST not a Subfest.🙄

All that being said, just like the “video killed the radio star” COVID killed WaWa with pre sliced deli meat and cheese which looks horrific piled up on a roll. Like you could take your finger and smear the edges together to make a synthetic meat & cheese mural swirl. Am I implying that’s not real meat & cheese in those …subs 🤣, possibly. And if you’re reading carefully you’ll notice I didn’t call them hoagies or sammiches. Because they no longer exist at WaWa, because COVID killed them.

So, why in the entire subsidized housing section of Hell, would anyone with half a brain think it was okay for WaWa to make pizza 😑???

What’s the subsidized housing section of hell? Sorry folks, that’s a question for the NJDCA and an entirely different blog. But one day, I may even turn that blog into a comic book about a fake Jemima who wears yellow jeans to work on Thursdays but for now…

…Hell no I’m not eating pizza from WaWa!

*Full disclosure: I did ask my son first about the WaWa pizza. His response was: “it’s aiight”, with no emoji.

Translation =you can try it if you want to, but don’t blame me if you hate it.

This blog was written while sippin Bustello with pumpkin Spice creamer and 💨🌱Durban Nights.

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